Ask Trench
Upon looking around the world, I realized that there are a lot of questions, and nothing but over priced money grubbers who're only seeking to line their own pockets there to answer. And, they only answer select questions to life. Well, here I offer a no-profit service in which I will gladly and completely answer the questions we all have to life. And, unlike some, I won't tell you that the answer to your problem is to pay me more money and come back several more times so I can 'figure it out'. I've divided up the types of answers to the questions for ease of reference. So, without further adeiu...
Answers I - Helpful Answers
Answers II - Real Answers
Answers III - Brief Answers
'So, what kind of questions can one 'Ask Trench'?'
Any kind. A problem with your computer? Ask Trench. A problem with your love life? Ask Trench. A question about your religion? Ask Trench. A problem finding a decent place to eat on your date? Ask google. They got answers too, damnit. But, failing that, I suppose you could also Ask Trench.
The internet is great for finding the answers to solid facts that you can find in a book. But, sometimes we need more than that. We need human speculation. We need a voice of reason. We need an analytical approach to things. Sometimes, we just need an opinion. That's something www.howstuffworks.com can't answer. That's why we got Trench.
'Why Trench? What insight does he have that others do not?'
Well, probably no more than your typical psychiatrist. But, I will give you a straight forward answer, rather than asking you what you think. You asked me a question, you came to me for help. The most I'd ask is for more clearification on the question so I can give a proper answer.
Wish to 'Ask Trench' your own questions? Email him here.